Eugene's brother Clifford with his 100lb. catfishes which he give to his father-in-law in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage!

Eugene's 9 month old nephew Nathan who done already got buck teeth and he ain't even old enuff to start brushing by his own self!

Gregg's dog what done graduated from Gregg's Cooking School

Here's a picture of Tex just before he went to the see the
 dentist where they were gonna work on his busted tooth.

And here's Tex right after he done got back from the dentist's office where they fixed up his busted tooth.

Tex, Gregg & Eugene with a "Special Guest" at a remote broadcast.

Eugene and Tex are "On The Air" at the radio station

Eugene, Gregg and Tex with the MacRaes. 

Gregg and Carl with the MacRaes. 
(Congratulations! You found it! 
And the secret word is "Pushbroom".)Pushbroom".)Pushbroom".)

Tex with Praise Team "On Fire" and their #1 Fan "Little Kindlin'

Tex & Eugene with Stu Phillips from The Grand Ole Opry
and Carl MacLeod from 2nd Base Camp for Kids

Eugene, Gregg & Tex are visiting with some radio friends at a local bookstore.

I just love listening to Gregg, Eugene and Tex on the G.E.T. Radio Show!  Don't you?

Uncle Warfield with his prize a winnin' 8 foot Road Kill Island Red rooster

Can you tell this car belongs to a blond?

Uncle Billy and his new motorized swimming pool

The new 100 Foot Lava Lamp &  "Lookin' Out A' Yonder"
Observation Tower at Eugene's MaxiMall

Eugene's nephew Johnny Bob Driggers
what done lost his head at the local swimming hole

Here's a picture of Eugene after he tried out givin' his own self
a haircut with his Daddy's new electric haircuttin' trimmers

Eugene says here's a good  reason why mothers should 
allow their husbands to babysit their own youngin's

Well give me just one good reason why can't I stay up and watch Jay Leno with you!

When Eugene graduated from high school, the senior class was given a send off they wouldn't soon forget!

Oops! Please "bear" with me just a few minutes, folks.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? 

There, there sweetie!  Let mommy kiss it and make it all better.

Now where in the world did that deer go?

Famous last word: "Hey fellows!  Watch this!"

Yeah, I know, I know! These cigarettes are gonna kill me someday!

Now, if I can just make it down to the floor before the blessing is over!

They say a dog is man's best friend, but did they mention the cats?

Honey, please, just calm down!  I can explain everything!

What am I doin? Oh, nothin! Just chillin' with the boys.

Are you the guy who asked for the dog on a bun?

Hey, what do you mean "That wasn't chicken!"

I just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it!

And you thought you were having a bad day!

Oh, hi, honey! I see you found where I parked the car!

What do you mean I have bad breath? Hey, I JUST finished brushing my teeth!

Hello boss?  I've got a little problem.  The backhoe is stuck in the mud.  How bad is it?  Well . . . 

Hello Dad?  I've got a little problem.  The speedboat  is stuck at the lake.  How bad is it?  Well . . . 

Hello dear.  I've had a little accident with the pickup.  How bad is it?  Well . . . 

Hello boss?  I've got a little problem.  I've got a flat tire on the truck and you'll need to bring me a new one.  A new tire?  Well . . . no.  I mean a new truck!

I See Stupid People

This picture is real and is not doctored in any way. It was taken in Waldorf, MD by a man that works for a company that delivers building materials to constructions sites for 84 Lumber. When he saw the car in the parking lot of a local IHOP, he went and bought a camera at a nearby minimart to take this picture. "Otherwise", he said, "Nobody would have believed me!"

The car was still running as can be witnessed by the exhaust fumes. A woman in the front seat passenger side was either asleep or had passed out. After taking the picture, the man called the police and when they got there, they just shook their heads in amazement!  The car is a VW Jetta with Florida plates. In the back seat are 10 bags of concrete mix which weigh 80 lbs. each. On the roof are 24-2x4s, 12-4x4s and 12 sheets of plywood. The estimated total load weight is around 3,600 to 4,000 lbs. Both back tires are trashed and the back shocks were driven up through the floorboard. When the driver of the car came back, he told the police they were headed for Annapolis, which was approximately 40 miles away! Well, good luck pal! You're gonna need it.

Hello dear.  I've had a little accident with your new pickup.  How bad is it?  Oh, dear . . .

Hello boss?  I've had a little accident with your new plane. How bad is it?  Well . . . are you familiar with the term "Slice and dice"?