THE "789 CHEVY"

http://www.n2amotors.com

This is a new car built by N2A Motors (No Two Alike).

It is fashioned from the 1957, 1958 & 1959 Chevy models
and sits on a Corvette C6 chassis, front styled like a '57 Chevy,
the side like a '58 and the rear like a '59. Hence the designation "789"!
Each customer must request a different color scheme for the exterior and interior
as the company does not allow any 2 cars to be duplicated exactly the same.
Hence the name of the company is "N2A Motors" (i.e., No Two Alike!).

http://www.n2amotors.com/vehicles.aspx?VehicleID=2

Coupe = $135,500
Convertible = $139,500
6 speed manual or auto
Engine = 6.2L LS3 V8
Top speed = 180 mph
Weight = 3,355 lbs.
Horsepower = 440HP
Torque = 440 @ 4600

THE "789 CHEVY" http://www.n2amotors.com

The new Mercedes Maybach

http://www.maybachusa.com/maybach-57s-gallery.php

The Mercedes Maybach features a sliding front seat laptop, refreshment center,
large screen tv, recliner rear seats and an 'electrostatic' sunroof which turns the
roof from opaque to crystal clear depending on the passengers preference.

Dear Billy Bob,

As you know, my divorce was final yesterday. And in the settlement,
my "X" was awarded the double-wide AND my pickup truck! Man!
Can you BELIEVE it? I kinda' figured she was gonna get the trailer but
having to give up the house AND my truck was just more than I could bear!

Well, I figured I had no other choice when I got that court order demanding that
I take the truck over to her before 2 o'clock today, so I thought to myself, "Hey!
I know what I'll do! I'll make her that garage she was always griping about!

You know, I sure 'nuff am gonna miss my truck so, I took
a picture of it so I could remember what it looked like.
Got a couple extra prints made so I'm enclosing one for you too.
Well, gotta go now! Yall come see us now, ya hear? Your friend, Bubba

Yes dear, I parked your car right in front of the bank. Uh oh! Hold on just a minute . . .

Yes, dear! I parked your car right in front of the bank just like you asked me to.
Uh oh! Can you hold on just a minute dear? I think somebody's
coming to complain that I got their parking spot.

Hey there! I said.. I SAID! does this model come with a pair of extra heavy duty EARPLUGS?

Excuse me but do you have an ice scraper I can borrow?

Excuse me! But, do you happen to have an ice scraper I can borrow?

Bob, are you SURE that this the right size muffler for this car?

Bob, are you SURE that this the right size for this car?

And you won't BELIEVE the horsepower this baby's got!

Don't you just LOVE seeing your tax dollars hard at work?

I don't know, but I think the cuts in state funding may have gone a little TOO deep in some departments!

I don't know, call me crazy, but I think the cuts in state funding
may have gone a little TOO deep in some departments!

Barney, I TOLD you that cement didn't look dry enough to drive on yet!
But did you listen? NOOOOOO! You NEVER listen!

Honey, didn't I tell you that mud looked deeper than 6"? DIDN'T I?
But did you listen? NOOOOOO! You NEVER listen!

Hans! I TOLD you our truck wasn't going to fit under there!
But did you listen? NOOOOOO! You NEVER listen!

John, I TOLD you our car wasn't going to fit in between those busses!
But did you listen? NOOOOOO! You NEVER listen!

Yeah, sure it looks funny but considering the price of gas these days . . .

Yeah! You're right, it does look kinda strange.
But considering the price of GAS these days...

No, boss, I didn't say I was having trouble logging in...
I said, "I'm having trouble with the logs on the END!"

Hey Tom, did you just feel something go THUMP?

When I said, "Can you pull a little bit closer to the pump?"
I didn't mean THAT close!!!

When I said, "Can you pull a little bit closer to the curb?"
I didn't mean THAT close!!!

Sir, may I please see your driver's license, registration, proof of insurance and
"Proud Member Of The National Idiots Club" ID card please?

This is car 5 to station. I can't believe it Sheriff!
It looks like we've got us ANOTHER one of them
"Proud Members Of The National Idiots Club" ahead of me!

Excuse me, miss! But did you know you've got your helmet on BACKWARDS?
Miss! I say, Miss! Oh well, I guess she can't hear me. *SIGH*! Yep! You guessed it!
Must be another one of those "Proud Members Of The National Idiots Club"!

My fault! MY fault! Oh, no you don't! It was YOUR stupid idea
we take shortcut your idiot husband told you about!

Guess she doesn't know the difference between
parallel and perpendicular parking!

Enough said!

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe!