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I'm sorry! I PROMISE I'll NEVER do my business on your living room rug again!
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So what's the latest poop on your side of the fence lately"
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Ok, I'm ON here but NOW what do I
do?
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Oh, I'm sorry! Was this YOUR bubble bath?
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Oh, I just love it when he goes to the kitchen to make some more popcorn!
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No, it's the "paws" that refreshes!
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Ok, VERY funny! Now, would you PLEASE take this idiotic thing off me!
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I AM smiling! Can't you tell?
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No, really, I don't mind. I'll be glad to hold these till you need them.
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Yep! I see the girls coming up the driveway right now!
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Hey! Close the DOOR! What are you
trying to do?
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No! I promise! That fish was THIS big!
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Ha ha ha ha! I just LOVE that David Letterman!
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Yeah? And WHO's gonna make me?
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Excuse me! But I think you've got me mixed up with somebody else!
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Nothing beats a great pair of legs!
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TRICK OR TREAT!
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And so, deer, you're always welcome to stay over whenever you're in the neighborhood.
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Hmmm. Very TASTY!
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And then we had to get an even BIGGER station wagon just to take him to the vet!
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What about just one little kiss? What could it hurt?
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Queenie, you know something? You're my very best friend in the whole world!
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Blackie, you know something? You're my very best friend in the whole neighborhood!
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Now! What part of "BE QUIET!" did you NOT understand???
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Ahhhh! The pause that refreshes!
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Ahhhh! There's nothing like a nice cool drink of water on a hot summer day!
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I've heard this thing can get your dishes REALLY clean!
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Ohhh! These morning walks are killing me!
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Ahhh! It's so nice to be able to sleep allllll day long!
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You wanna see my "Walk The Doggie" trick again?
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I said "If you don't let go, I'm going to have to hurt you!"
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And who said "dogs and cats can't get along"?
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I don't CARE what people are saying!
We love each other very much.
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