A woman died who had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says "Expired". So her nephew got her one on eBay! He said that her grave is right by the road so everyone can see it and many people have stopped to get a chuckle. Some have even tried to put coins in it to give her more time. But, alas! Her time had already run out!

This picture is real and is not doctored in any way. It was taken in Waldorf, MD by a man that works for a company that delivers building materials to constructions sites for Home Depot. When he saw the car in the parking lot of a local IHOP, he went and bought a camera at a nearby minimart to take this picture. "Otherwise", he said, "Nobody would have believed me!"

The car was still running as can be witnessed by the exhaust fumes. A woman in the front seat passenger side was either asleep or had passed out. After taking the picture, the man called the police and when they got there, they just shook their heads in amazement! The car is a VW Jetta with Florida plates. In the back seat are 10 bags of concrete mix which weigh 80 lbs. each. On the roof are 24-2x4s, 12-4x4s and 12 sheets of plywood. The estimated total load weight is around 3,600 to 4,000 lbs. Both back tires are trashed and the back shocks were driven up through the floorboard. When the driver of the car came back, he told the police they were headed for Annapolis, which was approximately 40 miles away! Well, good luck pal! You're gonna need it.

Only in America would they put these side by side!
Hmmmm.... which shall it be??? Decisions! Decisions!

I hope next time they have a spellchecker somewhere in the group!

Such a DEAL! I'm sure glad I didn't miss this one!

Well! That certainly clears things up!

And you thought you were having a bad day at work!

Oh, hi, honey! I see you found where I parked the car!

Hello boss? I've got a little problem. The backhoe is stuck in the mud. How bad is it? Well . . .

Hello boss? I've got a little problem. The backhoe is stuck in the mud.
Can you send somebody to pull me out?

Hello dear. I've had a little accident with the pickup. How bad is it? Well . . .

Hi Dad. I know you told me a hundred times to never take the boat to the lake without your permission.
Well.... I didn't actually make it to the LAKE...

Hello boss? I've had a little accident with your new plane. How bad is it? Well . . . are you familiar with the term "Slice and dice"?

Hi Hon! I'm afraid I'm going to be a little bit late getting home tonight.
My flight's been a bit delayed.

Hello dear. I've had a little accident with your new pickup. How bad is it? Oh, dear . . .

Hi Dad. I know you told me to never drive your truck without your permission.
Well.... I've got good new and bad news... The good news is we can
have fresh venison for supper tonight! The bad news? Well...