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Eugene & Tex For President!
Eugene And Tex are running for President! (Yes, both of them!)
Please help us to decide which party they should run on. 
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Eugene & Tex 'Fer President - Campaign Managers
"Hillybilly Bill" & Jillary Hinton

Eugene & Tex Fer President - Campaign Managers "Hillbilly Bill" and Jillary Hinton
Eugene & Tex Fer President - Campaign Managers "Hillbilly Bill" and Jillary Hinton

Eugene & Tex 'Fer President - Official Theme Song
http://www.eugeneandtex.com/eugeneandtexferpresident-themesong1.mp3
(Sung to the tune of "Where, Oh, Where Are You Tonight?")
Composed by Eugene & Tex For President
Campaign Manager "Hillbilly Bill"

Eugene & Tex 'fer President!
They will make sure your money's well spent!
They's  good at farmin' and bailin' the hay
They ain't real bossy... just do what they say!

Vote Eugene & Tex 'fer President!
They'll even help you to pay your rent!
(not really)
They're really honest! They'll do what they say!
Eugene & Tex fer this here USA!

They are the best from which you may choose.
And whadda ya' know... they's now wearin' shoes.
We need good leaders to show us the way
so please vote for them on "E-Lection Day"!

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Eugene & Tex's Campaign Platform

Our campaign platform is 3/4" plywood on 16" centers.

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Eugene & Tex's Stand On The Issues

Our stand on the issues is to
put both feet on a box of Kleenex and put
your full weight down before the box collapses.
(Oh, did you say "Issues"? I thought you said "tissues"!)

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Eugene & Tex's Domestic Policy

Eugene & Tex's domestic policy is
full coverage on their house and contents
with a $500 deductible.

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Eugene & Tex's Foreign Policy

Eugene & Tex's foreign policy is
provided by Lloyd's of London on
their luggage and personal belongings.

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Eugene & Tex's Position On Taxes

(At first you might think this is funny...
but when you read it all the way to the end
you will realize the awful truth of what we's a' sayin!)

Tax your land and tax your bed. Tax the table at which you's fed. 
Tax your ties and tax your shirt. Tax your work and tax your dirt.
Tax your truck and tax your car. Tax you near and tax you far. 
Tax your tractor and tax your mule. Lot's MORE taxes is the rule!
Tax your cow and tax your goat. Tax your pants and tax your coat.
Tax your food and tax your drink. Tax you if'n you try to think!
Tax your laughter and tax your fears. If you cry, then tax your tears! 
Tax you more and let you know, they ain't finished till you're out of dough.
When you scream they'll tax you more and tax you till you're good and sore!
Then tax your coffin and tax your grave. Tax the sod in which you's laid. 
Then put these words upon your tomb. "Taxes drove you to your doom...." 
And when you gone, they'll not relax. Its time to apply the Inheritance Tax!

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Eugene & Tex's Short List Of Current Taxes
That We Pays Every Year In The U.S. of A.

Here's a list of just a few of the taxes we pay each year.
Would you believe that not one of these existed 100 years ago?
And our nation was the MOST prosperous in the world. 
We had absolutely no national debt; we had the largest middle 
class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise their own kids. 
How did we let this happen?

Accounts Receivable Tax 
Building Permit Tax 
Cigarette Tax 
Corporate Income Tax 
Dog License Tax 
Federal Income Tax 
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) 
Fishing License Tax 
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax 
Gasoline Tax (up to 99 cents per gallon) 
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Expense Inventory tax 
IRS Interest Charges 
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
Luxury Taxes 
Marriage License Tax 
Medicare Tax 
Property Tax 
Real Estate Tax 
Service Charge Taxes 
Social Security Tax 
Road Usage Taxes 
Sales Tax 
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax 
State Income Tax 
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax 
Telephone Reoccurring and Non-Recurring Charges Tax 
Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
Utility Taxes 
Vehicle License Registration Tax 
Vehicle Sales Tax 
Watercraft Registration Tax 
Well Permit Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax

IT'S NO WONDER WE FEEL "TAXED TO DEATH"!

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