THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE!

Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the internet! We just searched for ours and there they was... picture and all! Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy? Where is our right to it? We just removed ours and we suggest you do the same thang! Click on the link below, go to the website and check it out! Enter your name, city and state to see yours on the web. After your license comes on the screen, click "Please Remove"!
Click this link to
SEE YOUR DRIVER'S
LICENSE ONLINE!
http://www.license.shorturl.com

Brought to you as a
Publik Service Announcement
by Eugene & Tex 'Fer President!

Eugene And Tex are running for President! (Yes, both of them!)
Please help us to decide which party they should run on.
Here are some of the… POSSIBLE PARTY NAMES:

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Eugene & Tex 'Fer President - Campaign Managers
"Hillybilly Bill" & Jillary Hinton

Eugene & Tex Fer President - Campaign Managers "Hillbilly Bill" and Jillary Hinton

Eugene & Tex 'Fer President - Official Theme Song
http://www.eugeneandtex.com/eugeneandtexferpresident-themesong1.mp3
(Sung to the tune of "Where, Oh, Where Are You Tonight?")
Composed by Eugene & Tex For President
Campaign Manager "Hillbilly Bill"

Eugene & Tex 'fer President!
They will make sure your money's well spent!
They's good at farmin' and bailin' the hay
They ain't real bossy... just do what they say!

Vote Eugene & Tex 'fer President!
They'll even help you to pay your rent! (not really)
They're really honest! They'll do what they say!
Eugene & Tex fer this here USA!

They are the best from which you may choose.
And whadda ya' know... they's now wearin' shoes.
We need good leaders to show us the way
so please vote for them on "E-Lection Day"!

Eugene & Tex's Campaign Platform

Our campaign platform is 3/4" plywood on 16" centers.

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Eugene & Tex's Stand On The Issues

Our stand on the issues is to
put both feet on a box of Kleenex and put
your full weight down before the box collapses.
(Oh, did you say "Issues"? I thought you said "tissues"!)

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Eugene & Tex's Domestic Policy

Eugene & Tex's domestic policy is
full coverage on their house and contents
with a $500 deductible.

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Eugene & Tex's Foreign Policy

Eugene & Tex's foreign policy is
provided by Lloyd's of London on
their luggage and personal belongings.

Eugene & Tex's Position On Taxes

(At first you might think this is funny...
but when you read it all the way to the end
you will realize the awful truth of what we's a' sayin!)

Tax your land and tax your bed. Tax the table at which you's fed.
Tax your ties and tax your shirt. Tax your work and tax your dirt.
Tax your truck and tax your car. Tax you near and tax you far.
Tax your tractor and tax your mule. Lot's MORE taxes is the rule!
Tax your cow and tax your goat. Tax your pants and tax your coat.
Tax your food and tax your drink. Tax you if'n you try to think!
Tax your laughter and tax your fears. If you cry, then tax your tears!
Tax you more and let you know, they ain't finished till you're out of dough.
When you scream they'll tax you more and tax you till you're good and sore!
Then tax your coffin and tax your grave. Tax the sod in which you's laid.
Then put these words upon your tomb. "Taxes drove you to your doom...."
And when you gone, they'll not relax. Its time to apply the Inheritance Tax!

Eugene & Tex's Short List Of Current Taxes
That We Pays Every Year In The U.S. of A.

Here's a list of just a few of the taxes we pay each year.
Would you believe that not one of these existed 100 years ago?
And our nation was the MOST prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt; we had the largest middle
class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise their own kids.
How did we let this happen?

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (up to 99 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Expense Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Reoccurring and Non-Recurring Charges Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

IT'S NO WONDER WE FEEL "TAXED TO DEATH"!