We all need a little stress-reliever and this only takes a couple minute.

Follow the instructions below to find your new name and then email it to friends and family and co-workers along with this link and tell them to discover their new name:

http://www.eugeneandtex.com/whatisyournewname.htm

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name

For example, Barack H. Obama's new name is = Doobie Feather-Diddle

r = Doobie
b = Feather
a = Diddle

Joe Biden's new name is = Crusty Farkel-Doodle

e = Crusty
i = Farkle
d = Doodle

John McCain's new name is = Farcus Batty-Diddle

h = Farcus
c = Batty
a = Diddle

Sarah Palin's new name is = Doobie Donut-Honker

r = Doobie
a = Donut
l = Honker

George W. Bush's new name is = Fluffy Chuckle-Fanny

o = Fluffy
u = Chuckle
s = Fanny

Or for the GET show guys:

Gregg Hutchins = Crusty Chuckle-Sniffer
Eugene Stillman = Dumbo Snickle-Lips
Tex Tillman = Skippy Farkle-Honker

Ready? Then let's go! And remember: children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. So put more laughter in your day!

HOW TO FIND YOUR NEW NAME

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Snickle
b = Doombah
c = Goober
d = Cheesey
e = Crusty
f = Greasy
g = Dumbo
h = Farcus
I = Dorky
j = Doofus
k = Funky
l = Glosser
m = Sleezy
n = Sloopy
o = Fluffy
p = Stinky
q = Slimy
r = Doobie
s = Snooty
t = Tootsie
u = Dipsy
v = Sneezy
w = Liver
x = Skippy
y = Dinky
z = Zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Donut
b = Feather
c = Batty
d = Burger
e = Chicken
f = Barffy
g = Lizard
h = Waffle
i = Farkle
j = Monkey
k = Flipper
l = Hippie
m = Bubble
n = Rhino
o = Putty
p = Hamster
q = Buckle
r = Gizzard
s = Lickin
t = Snickle
u = Chuckle
v = Pickle
w = Sticker
x = Dingle
y = Gorilla
z = Girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = Diddle
b = Bookworm
c = Face
d = Doodle
e = Hump
f = Breath
g = Pantywaist
h = Shorts
i = Lips
j = Honker
k = Hairdresser
l = Honker
m = Chunks
n = Donut
o = Brains
p = Biscuits
q = Twinkle
r = Rusty
s = Fanny
t = Sniffer
u = Sprinkles
v = Quacker
w = Squirt
x = Humperdinck
y = Hilly
z = Juice

So what's your new name?

Click here to send it to Gregg, Eugene & Tex
and register for a free prize!